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Pottermania

2010-12-03T22:23:00.003+05:30

God I have lost all my sense of parody and humour ! I am in dire need of help . But this could have been avoided had all you people read my blog when I started to write it . Now its become so bad that I dont even know what the post should be called . Did you notice something ?
What ?
That was my pathetic attempt at humour . My bad , but one has to start from scratch right !!
Anyways now that I have named this post as Pottermania , I kind of feel obliged to mention it . After all these were the only sets of movies that I watched during the first weekend !
Deathly Hallows Part 1 was the best film adaptation till date . But nothing can match the book .
You know my mind is so empty now that it could fit half of India's population .
So what to write next ....
Yeah ! THE ASHES of course !!
What is Wrong with the AUSSIES!!
They should be pummeling the POMS instead of being pummeled themselves.
But one good thing going for them is Mr. CRICKET!
Should I write about my stay at Trivandrum ??
Its not as if you have a say in that !
Those certainly were best months I had had in a long time . Tension free sorroundings and the company of friends . Ah !!! What more can one ask for ! The most abiding memory from that place were the boozing sessions which we had everyday !
Yeah I know no one is going to read this shit . But I had to write it , just to get back into flow ..
Hopefully something better will also come out of it !

AMAN KI AAAAASHAAAAAA 2032 A

2010-03-07T01:28:00.001+05:30

The year 2032. The Whines of India, the country’s leading newspaper, feels it’s that time of the year to revive our age-old tradition of tolerance & non-violence, and invite our dear neighbor Pakistan over for a peaceful dialogue using a new money-making, oops, confidence-building exercise called Aman ki Asha.

Indian Prime Minister Janamse Chandi, descendant of the prestigious Chandi family, has this to say, “India has always desired friendly relations with Pakistan. We are confident of a positive response from Pakistan. In the last 10 years, there have been only 999 cross-border terrorist attacks on Indian soil as opposed to 1001 attacks in the earlier decade. This is a definite sign of easing tensions between the two nations. “

On the other side of the border, the Pakistani Dictator Khaali Muhseshareef Jr. was equally elated. For the unenlightened and those who haven’t time-travelled to the future, the Dictator is the son of the great General Muhseshareef who was once Pakistani President. The Dictator has come to power after a similar bloodless coup in 2027, with support from the aawaam of Pakistan. These were his views on the recent developments “We are very happy that India is showing an encouraging attitude. Our borders should be opened up, so Pakistan can send in militants.. errrr… diplomats to discuss steps to maintain peace & harmony in the subcontinent. There is no problem in this world that dynamite…errr… dialogue cannot solve.”

US President Chewbacca, who created history by becoming the first country premier of alien origin (another example of American cultural diversity), also welcomed the move, through his Wookie-English translator of course. He said, “We hope that the leadership in the two countries reaches a peaceful solution over all outstanding issues. The US will continue to bolster ties between India & Pakistan. Just last week, the US Congress passed a bill for giving 20 billion dollars in food aid to Pakistan. Mr. Muhseshareef has asked for guidance on the proper dispersal of this aid from China & North Korea. May the farce be with us” (Statutory Warning: The Wookie-English translator is still in developmental stages causing possible minor errors in translation. What??? You thought the translator was a person? Dude, its 2032!!!!)

Prominent citizens on both sides of the border also expressed their excitement at the news. Says ageless Bollywood superstar Ruk Ruk Khan, who continues to play lead roles with 20-something actresses even in his sixties, “I would love to dance around trees with all the pretty actresses in Pakistan. And I am also available for dancing at weddings in all the prominent Pakistani families.”

Veteran Director Mahesh Bluff, with his servant by his side to scratch his armpit, having lost the use of his left arm to old age, was especially excited at the prospect of ‘Aman ki Asha’. “I will celebrate this ground-breaking undertaking by directing a new music video featuring the latest Pakistani rock band ‘Red Hot Gelatin Sticks’. The video will be spectacular, featuring pyrotechnics using RDX that will be specially imported from our friends in Karachi. I have contacted my good friends Mr. Chaalo Azmi & Gabbar Singh of the Samajbarbaadi Party, who will personally arrange for the import of all the materials.” His comments have come as a surprise, since he has been uncharacteristically quiet in the past few weeks, refusing to comment even in the wake of the recent terrorist bombings in New Delhi, probably out of shock, as he is often silent during such incidents, only to gather his senses to speak and condemn the police after arrests are made.

Retired Pakistani Cricketer Slowab Akhtar says ”It will be a dream come true for me to follow in the steps of Wasimbhai and go to India to guide young fast bowlers there. In order to be easily available to them, I will even consider moving to Mumbai and living in either Bandra or Colaba in a place sanctioned by the BCCI.”

There is excitement all around & we are hoping to reach our Destination Peace eventually.

May the farce be with us!!

10 advantages of smoking

2009-03-10T19:40:00.000+05:30

Well Dr.Ramadoss is pretty vocal about the harmful effects of smoking. In his haste to ban smoking he has overlooked many important aspects of smoking. Here I ve listed some of them .
1: great way to pass your time
2: your friends circle will increase
3: better than having a girlfriend
4: a wonderful stress buster
5: provides employment to millions of Indians
6: a great source of revenue for the government
7: important tool for socializing
8: provides warmth in cold climate
9: less harmful than drugs
10: no hangover!!
so here goes .. post your thoughts about these points . I dont expect all of you to agree to these points but do give your feedback.

Election time

2008-06-17T18:46:00.004+05:30

Well as you guys might be knowing that elections are around the corner. Election in my opinion is the most wonderful way to celebrate our "Great Democratic Process". People might think whats the big deal in that "Elections happen every year ,so why should it be celebrated". So all you Mr. /Ms./Mrs. Pessimisms (dont want to sound sexist ,especially in a week during which Women's Day was celebrated :P) out there ,out of all the colonised countries ,India is the most successfull democracy .This is despite its heterogeneous character of our country. But leave all that aside here I want to focus on what I will do during election time.
1: Educate other people on what to eat .
2: Give them tips on where to go during voting day .
3: Influence the people on high post on your needs.
4: Turn a blind eye to what others say.
5: Plan a picinc on voting day .
6: Make a voter id so that one can use e ticket .
So now this is my guide on what to do during election time.(other than voting)

Demerits of overpopulation

2008-06-17T18:46:00.003+05:30

Today was probably the most important day in the life of a SASTRA hosteler and no its not the results that I am talking about!! I am talking about the hostel registration for SASTRA students.
As I ve already mentioned , this is the single most important day of the year for the student fraternity of SASTRA ,as this decision alone can shape your destiny for the following year atleast.
Now as this following year is going to be my last year in SASTRA, I wanted some change after spending my first three years with roommates . I had made my decision -"I wanted a SINGLE ROOM , that too with an attached bathroom and toilet"(how silly of me tyo even mention this !!).But as fate would have it just as I selected the room fo my choice, guess what happened ??The server got hanged and I had to refresh the page , till then all the single rooms had been occupied and d i was left red faced.You will be surprised at how quickly the rooms get filled up (but that's obvious considering there are about 5000 guys jostling for their share of the pie , which in this case are the rooms). After sulking for a few moments , a thought came into my mind (and I am sure that I was not the only one with this thought) "Why am I wasting my time like this when other guys are fighting for precious rooms". Then I cast my memory back to my beloved AV (ANANDA VIHAR) and I quickly registered in that hostel before it also got filled up .
Now I am (apart from writing this blog) hoping against hope that I wont have to share my room with any other guy

demerits of overpopulation

2008-06-17T18:05:00.001+05:30

Well i wont waste your precious time by telling you about myself . You dont need to know that ,in order to read my blog and since this is my first blog so please show lineancy while judging my blog.
Today was probably the most important day in the life of a SASTRA hosteler and no its not the results that I am talking about!! I am talking about the hostel registration for SASTRA students.
As I ve already mentioned , this is the single most important day of the year for the student fraternity of SASTRA ,as this decision alone can shape your destiny for the following year atleast.
Now as this following year is going to be my last year in SASTRA, I wanted some change after spending my first three years with roommates . I had made my decision -"I wanted a SINGLE ROOM , that too with an attached bathroom and toilet"(how silly of me tyo even mention this !!).But as fate would have it just as I selected the room fo my choice, guess what happened ??The server got hanged and I had to refresh the page , till then all the single rooms had been occupied and d i was left red faced.You will be surprised at how quickly the rooms get filled up (but that's obvious considering there are about 5000 guys jostling for their share of the pie , which in this case are the rooms). After sulking for a few moments , a thought came into my mind (and I am sure that I was not the only one with this thought) "Why am I wasting my time like this when other guys are fighting for precious rooms". Then I cast my memory back to my beloved AV (ANANDA VIHAR) and I quickly registered in that hostel before it also got filled up .
Now I am (apart from writing this blog) hoping against hope that I wont have to share my room with any other guy